Monday, May 25, 2009

[1] A Doctor's Perversity... and A Girl's Naivete (ZOMG SEX SCANDAL)


Stupid little girl. You had it coming. You slept with a sleazebag and now your career and reputation could be over.

I'm not being insensitive here, I'm just amused by all the media mileage and political grandstanding that's been going on ever since the EKSKLUSIBONG EKSPOSE and EKSPLOSIBONG REBELASYON (try saying this 10 times straight) on the video sex scandal of Dr. Hayden Kho and Katrina Halili (among others).

It's been the talk of the town. It's so big right now that I'm sure plenty of people failed to read the headlines the other day about President Arroyo's wealth doubling since 2001.

We're all caught up with all the buzz and CHISMIS ('cheese' to some of you out there) and who can blame us? It's a SEX SCANDAL, and we just love those. In fact, we love them so much that Filipinos call all sex videos as SCANDALS. I still don't get it to this day.

Like I said in one of my previous blogs, those who love the gossip and the backstabbing, probably live very mundane and insecure lives. Why am I writing about this then if I hate gossip? Because I love bashing stupid people when they deserve it. Hehehe.

So what's wrong with Dr. Hayden Kho? He's probably a very insecure guy himself, being in the cosmetic industry and all and dating the horrific zombie Dr. Vicky Belo. Apparently he has over 60 sex videos (SCANDALS) of all his conquests in his computer. Only a lame douche would feel the need to video his girls so he can fool himself into believing that he has a semblance of a self-esteem.

What about Katrina Halili? As I said, she's a pretty stupid girl. PINATULAN NIYA ANG BOYLET NI VICKY BELO. LOLZ. I mean come on girl! You got it all going for yourself. You can practically date any guy you want, and you chose to settle for scum. It takes two to tango, or in this case, it takes two to dance to Careless Whisper. And to be honest, you enjoyed it very much.

On to Bong Revilla. Don't even get me started on this guy. This worthless piece of crap of a senator we have is now taking in all the spotlight he can get, because he usually doesn't have anything worthwhile to say during senate sessions. Don't our senators have more pressing issues to work on? This is all friggin' showbiz. Why don't you guys work on Manny Villar's corruption case?

Our showbiz reflects the kind of mentality our masses possess. MABABAW. No wonder our politicians can weave their magic and insult our collective intelligence every day. In fact they recently almost got away with taxing imported BOOKS. (BTW thank you to all those who joined my cause on Facebook. Because of our efforts GMA has ordered to lift the tax.)

They won't catch the illegal smugglers, but they're willing to tax books. It was a good thing some expat caught on before our education really went down the dumps for good. It took an expat to even talk about it. Are we really that numb already? We're so apathetic regarding our politics, that we elect actors and celebrities and pretty soon boxers into public office just to spice things up. Maybe we should vote Hayden Kho to replace Bayani Fernando so he can install cameras all over the city to monitor us.

Anyway I'm done ranting and I leave you with this sizzling video that has become the anthem of the beer houses and nightclubs all over. It's actually hilarious to see George Michael making out with a girl.


The 30-day Challenge!

Alright, starting today I will force myself to write at least 500 words every single day for 30 days straight.

Why am I doing this you ask? I'm not doing this just to flood your inboxes. I'm not doing this to torture myself. In fact, I should love what I do and I am actually excited if I can pull it off. I want to program myself to write and write and write. This is the only way to hone this certain skill: PRACTICE.

I'd like to mention that this entry does not count. Just like when doing Indian Runs in our Frisbee training, NO CUTTING CORNERS. And do extra rounds when you're already dying from fatigue. I will get it done. I will push myself.

So what am I going to write about? Well, most certainly I'll have around 30 topics to busy myself with. I will do both fiction and non-fiction, from realism to unrealism, politics to philosophy, and even reviews and critiques.

What goals will I be focusing on? Most definitely on the effectiveness of each entry to provoke and make an impact. Writers would scold me that I should only write for myself and not for the audience. Well in this case, I want to learn how to make my thoughts and opinions heard. I want to get you to react and impulsively hit the reply button. I want you to click on my entries because the title and preview caught your attention. I want to draw you in and listen to what I have to say.

So the gauntlet has been thrown down and I accept this challenge. Wish me luck guys. Let's get it on.